Hey, I'm David, 18 years old, I like having fun, and making people smile, I hope you all enjoy my blog.

 

I just want a girl that will laugh at my dumb jokes, make me smile when I need to the most. But most of all, I just want a girl I can hold in my arms again

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers)